When speaking with experts in the national and international music scene about influential figures in the history of electronic music, it doesn't take long for the name DJ Very Well to come up. This mysterious genius, hailing from the darkest corners of the country's underground club culture, rarely makes public appearances. However, he leaves a lasting impression on the fortunate few who experience his talent (Herpes). Every track he plays is a 100% ripped banger that will make even the most jaded partygoer lose their mind. Between the dancefloor and the sex swing, rumors are already swirling about DJ Very Well's upcoming genre-defining masterpiece titled ""The Essence of Very Wellness."" So far, only Aphex Twin has had the privilege of hearing a few snippets, and he recently announced his retirement from the industry. While equally accomplished musicians like Kraftwerk, Pink Floyd, or David Bowie may have sold more records than DJ Very Well, it's undeniable that they all lack the essential dose of wellness that defines a true artist. Those who dare to spend an evening with DJ Very Well can expect laughter, tears, caresses, and maybe even a little fisting. To the female audience, it is advised to take precautions in advance or occasionally retreat to the tech-house floor to reduce the risk of unintended pregnancies caused by the messiah's sound. Embrace the Wellness – DJ Very Well.